Dale insisted on
stopping every few hours so he could stretch his stiffening muscles. Jonah kept
a wary eye on Dale, sure that the dead man also intended to cop a quick feel of
their fellow passenger if given the chance. But Candy proved able to take care
of herself, deflecting Dale’s eager advances with a laugh or a turn of phrase
or, in one case, a light smack.
As Dale walked a
few times around the car to stretch, Candy leaned across the front seat to ask,
“Is Dale sick or something?”
“What makes you
say that?” Jonah asked.
“Well, he seems
kind of peaked. And he gets cramped up real easy.”
“He’s always been that way.”
know, my mom suffered from low potassium. She had the same symptoms. Maybe he
just needs a banana.”
Jonah looked out
at the zombie circling the car in wide, loping steps. “I don’t think a banana
is going to fix what’s wrong with Dale.”
Praise for Badass Zombie Road Trip:
Tash Williams from AndyErupts:
Badass Zombie Road Trip is a fantastic book, the storyline is
extremely well thought out and the action starts almost immediately. It
is also extremely funny and has one of the best instances of truly
expressive swearing I have ever read in a book… I am being honest in
saying that this book is one of the best stories I have read in a long
Nathan Robinson at Snakebite Horror:
Nicely written, well plotted with enough twists and turns to keep
any reader's attention all the while being an interesting take on the
zombie genre… and far enough away from traditional zombie fare to
attract a full range of horror fans.
The Aussie Zombie:
The writing of BadAss Zombie Road Trip is spot on – action in all
the right places, witty dialogue and realistic characters who are either
love ‘em or hate ‘em types, and there are more than a few laughs along
Lori Bowland at Living Dead Media:
Readers are in for a treat with "Badass Zombie Road Trip. It's one
of the most enjoyable of horror comedy novels to come along in a while.
The entire book is hilarious, wonderful and flawless. It's the best
of screwball comedies with a bit of the grisly to keep it delightfully
weird. Be prepared to laugh your hearts out and be taken on an insane
cross country journey.
Graeme Reynolds' Blog:
Badass Zombie Road Trip is a very different book from the usual
zombie fare. For one thing, it’s absolutely hilarious. Horror comedy is
not an easy thing to pull off, but this book delivers it in spades. It’s
a funny, sometimes moving, sometimes gross and always entertaining road
novel, which happens to have a zombie as one of the protagonists.
Badass Zombie Road Trip was a unique tale about the undead and one
that I highly recommend picking this one up immediately! It’ll be a
quick read but a fun one.