The novel that proves if money can't buy happiness, you aren't spending it the right way.
At the behest of his dead uncle’s spirit, Otto Waldorf seeks out a hidden fortune, only to end up with a quarter million of the mafia’s money. With both the mob and the FBI on his tail, this lonely mortician flees the country with money in tow. Throw in a nervous schnauzer, a moody hit man, and a blonde bombshell for a comedy noir of haunting proportions.
There's nothing quite like making a living skinning zombies in the old west.
The Great Undead Uprising of 1870 devastated the western frontier and destroyed the Indian Nations. Though the Army was able to contain the menace before it could devour the entire country, the United States lost claim to her western territories as the survivors fled to the relative safety of the east coast. Samantha Martin is among the few folks traveling west, seeking asylum within the infected territories. Running from a past that threatens to consume her, young Sam dons the mantle of a male and hides in an all boys’ workhouse that borders these Badlands. From there she is thrust into the service of the skin trade–the terrible deed of trapping and skinning zombies for profit. The work is grueling and perilous, but along the way she finds out what it takes to be a man, why she misses being a woman, and most of all what it means to be human. Can Sam keep her masquerade up long enough to flee the Badlands, or will the outlaws that rule the western frontier find out she’s female before she can escape?
Sundowners is a backwoods southern horror novel about the importance of
family, the power of gossip and the nature of the artistic muse.
Fifteen years ago, siblings Coil and Cassiopeia suffered an incident
in the woods behind their family home. Now, fifteen years later, the self-exiled Coil has come home to deal
with his world famous sister as she suffers from sundowning; severe and
violent personality shifts after the sun sets. In order to cure Cass, the pair of siblings must come to terms with
their old demons, both figuratively and literally. They find an ancient
and terrible horror has risen once more from the backwoods of the family
home, and this time it threatens to not only tear their family apart,
but also the small town of Ellenville, and perhaps the entire world. Out now from Permuted Press!
Something is devouring Milo, and this time it isn't just his guilty conscience.
the Bentley brothers; Milo, a troubled young man who slaughters women
at the behest of his cruel older brother, Spencer. Their already
complicated lives slip into a spiral of madness when Milo is attacked by
a werewolf during a routine body disposal. While Milo is unsure what is
happening to him, Spencer finds he prefers the company of the wolf, and
does everything he can to keep Milo from discovering the truth. The
truth, however, is a complication all its own, with or without the
beast. The family that preys together stays together in this wild take on werewolf mythology.
“Devouring Milo is a clever,
compelling and bloodthirsty read, that I cannot recommend highly enough.”
~Graeme Reynolds, author of the High Moor series
In the race to the North Pole, who will become the victor, and who will fall to the ravages of the Cold Beneath?
Phillip Syntax is the world's best biomechanic with a checkered past of betrayal and lost love. When given a chance at redemption by the celebrated soldier Gideon Lightbridge, how can he refuse? This ill-fated expedition turns from daring to disastrous when their airship, the Northern Fancy, crashes in the far and frozen north, leaving the crew stranded without hope. But that isn't the worst of it. One by one the dead crew members arise from the cold ashes to seek the warmth of the living, and it becomes every man for himself in an effort not to join the ranks of the revenants.
Jonah has seven days to find his best friend’s soul after losing it to Satan, or risk losing his own. Before it's all said and done, he drags a zombie across the country, picks up a hitchhiking stripper who has an agenda of her own, and is pursued for a crime he didn’t commit, all while dealing with the occasional visit from The Prince of Lies himself. 2,000 miles. Seven days. Two souls. One zombie. And Satan. It's going to be a hell of a trip.
Meet Peter Lyles, a young man unremarkable in life but unforgettable in un-death.After he accidentally overdoses while on spring break, Peter's friends do him the dubious favor of bringing him back to life. Or rather, they turn him into a zombie with the help of a little old fashioned Voodoo. Peter's journey through the unlife takes him from the homebrewed sex magic of a mysterious swamp-dwelling Madam, to bouncing from bedroom to bedroom all across the globe, and finally leaving him with a career as the hottest gigolo not alive. All the while, he must deny his hunger for human flesh while sating his passion for, well, human flesh.At turns humorous, at times touching, but always sexy, sexy, sexy. "Lucky Stiff" will leave you wanting more Peter. He's just that good.
Undead gnomes! Sex! Violence! Sexy Violence! Pack up your dice and character sheets and join us for the release of the goriest, goofiest, gnomeiest novel to ever hit your Kindle. Gnomaggeddon has all of the elements of a traditional fantasy with just enough filthy humor and bloody conquest to make you want to wash your hands when you're done reading it. Malgaria is a land of wonder, beauty and enchantment, as well as loads and loads of undead gnomes. Thanks to a widespread plague that is turning not only the little folks of the land into undead monsters, but everyone they come in contact with, no race is safe and Malgaria needs a hero fast. With none in sight, Betty the elf and her team of adventuring miscreants are talked into taking the job. This ragtag crew struggles to find the cause of the plague only to uncover the truth about magic's biggest secret ... the unholy world of science! Grab the funniest fantasy to ever hit your Kindle today!