Sample of Gnomageddon:
“You’ve can’t have sex either?” Thimblecock jogged to catch up with the wizard. Which was quite a feat considering your typical gnome is much less leggy than your typical human. “Never ever?”
The wizard huffed. “That’s none of your business.”
“But sex is like breathing. It’s like eating. You gotta do it or you’ll die.”
“No one has ever died from not making love.”
“Who’s talking making love? I’m talking about screwin’.”
“Whatever. Either way, it certainly isn’t the same as breathing or eating.”
“Oh, ho, ho! I’ll beg to differ. Sex is exactly like eating a good chicken dinner. You start with the breasts, move onto the thighs, and afterwards you have a greasy box to put your bone into.”
Praise for Gnomaggedon:
From various Amazon reviews-
Not since Christopher Moore and Terry Pratchett have I laughed so hard at a book.
"This book was absolutely hilarious and had a good amount of action too."
"This one has it all from gore to witty humor. Do yourself a favor and buy the book!"
"This book is awesome! The author is awesome! The illustrations are awesome!"